you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Gadaffi

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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