What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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