your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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