What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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