A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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My cat just died.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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