My phone rang. So I answered it.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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I Love Hitler.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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