Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Bacon is delcious.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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