What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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