I need to start studying.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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