Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Chikin nuggets

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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How come anti jokes r funny

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Women's rights

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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