How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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JUST KIDDING^

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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