What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Akshaytiger World

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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she wasn't 18

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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