what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Anti Joke

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