If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Balls

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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