- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

So this blonde walks into a library.

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Thumbs this up

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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