Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Spinabifita

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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pudding

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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