Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Thumbs this up

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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jd and zach loves vigina

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Anti Joke

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