Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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since when?

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are u black unlucky

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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