There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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I <3 Hitler

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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