Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Badabing.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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