What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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