Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Jersey Shore

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Gangnam style

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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