why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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whos district champs not JM

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Pineapple.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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