Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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