Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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