hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Women rights..

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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you and your family will die tonight

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Whats 0+0 0

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Black History Month

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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