what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Get in the car.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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