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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

Face Hunter is scum

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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