How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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