4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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