What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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