- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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