How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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anus soup

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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can you pass the soap?

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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