Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Adam Chebali has no life

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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