wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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