why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Sex education in Texas,

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Womens Rights.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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