- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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