- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

OOOOPPS /

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

womens rights

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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