What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Women drivers...

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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watch me nae nae

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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