can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Smelly Indians.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Anti Joke

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