What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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gays

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The Female Orgasm

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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