Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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kennah campion... being nice

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What is a question?

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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