Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Male penises.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Female Athletics

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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