My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Justin Bieber.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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