A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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