Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Sarah Palin

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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