Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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