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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Dumb

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Knock Knock Go Away

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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hi im paul!

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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