- Anti Joke

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

your face.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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