An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Women's rights.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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