Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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