like facebook.com/john maon

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Matt Damon

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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