Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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VAL SUCKS

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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