what is the world worst joke? this one

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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