Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Is this a chair?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops