What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

homosexuals are gay

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Poop

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

Video Games

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

your father died

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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