Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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your no better than a cockroach

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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