There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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