- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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