- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

Lil' Wayne

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

nolan is gay

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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