what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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