What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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