Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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the bible

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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