mmm i love marble bumhole

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the bible

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penis hehehehe

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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noodles

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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