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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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