Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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