Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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