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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

I avhe dyiaexls.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly rpist Neighborhood rpist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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