Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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willam dafoe

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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