What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Massie is a fatass

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Fiats

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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