- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

cancer

Knock, knock. answers door

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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