Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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guess what chicken butt

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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