- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

dead babies

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Go away.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

The Qur'an

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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