flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Your mom.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

So a horse walks into a barn.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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