Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Cancer

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religion

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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I need a good anti joke....

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Darude - Sandstorm

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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