why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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knock knock whos there not me

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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