Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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knock knock

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Anti Joke

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