Racial Equality.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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