What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

trumpy trumpy trump

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Homo say what?

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops