"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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