There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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