what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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