In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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