So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Jesus was a good guy

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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feminine literature

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Potato salad

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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