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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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im saul and i love cock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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