What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Aodhan Hearty

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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