What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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