A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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