What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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to see a bad joke look above

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Spinabifita

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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