what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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