Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Anti Joke

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