What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Your're racist.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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gay pom...

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Cripples are lame.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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