Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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womens rights

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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My children are mistakes

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Anti Joke

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