Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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