Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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