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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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