What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Once upon a time.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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