Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Bad grammers.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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