Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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