Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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wow garlic, yum

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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