Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Obama = ebola

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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