How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Black people are innocent.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Is Carly smart? No.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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