People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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