Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Icecream

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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