Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Knock knock Shut up

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Bad grammers.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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