Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Women's Golf

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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