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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what do you call obama a dumbass

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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