A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Dylan is a person

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Anti Joke

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