There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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