What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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