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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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steves legs

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Justin Bieber

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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