Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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what do u call a apple a apple

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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