Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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