A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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High school gym class.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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