Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

So a seal walks into a club...

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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