What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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