A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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