Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Anti Joke

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