A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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my egg roll

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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