your face is kinda funny

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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