A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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