Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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