What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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