What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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