JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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